"Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
-David Letterman
As a low-key guy myself, I have to say I can really relate to this one. When something in life can help you tap into that source we call "passion" you tend to gravitate toward it. As an American mut married to an Italian woman, I can tell you I do not have the direct line to Passion the way them Europeaners do. But one thing I can say is coffee gets me going...enough for me to even start this blog.
Right now, I'm drinking some of that Trader Joe's French Roast ground coffee: Black with some sugar.
God, does it hit the spot. If I don't make it to the "oval office" in time it hits the shorts!
I'm sorry for those who read this and do not have a Trader Joe's...but french roast is generally an easy one to duplicate...just roast the ess out of them beans.
Have another cup...
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
A few good quotes about coffee.
As much as I love coffee and like to give my opinion on different coffee experiences, sometimes I like to know what others have to say about coffee...here are a few quotes I've enjoyed over the years:
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee."
- Flash Rosenberg
"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with."
- Terri Guillemets
As much as I appreciate the true coffee enthusiast who for some reason cannot have the caffeine, and insists on still having decaf...this one really made me laugh:
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister."
- Bob Irwin
And one of my favorites:
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven."
- Jessi Lane Adams
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee."
- Flash Rosenberg
"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with."
- Terri Guillemets
As much as I appreciate the true coffee enthusiast who for some reason cannot have the caffeine, and insists on still having decaf...this one really made me laugh:
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister."
- Bob Irwin
And one of my favorites:
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven."
- Jessi Lane Adams
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
French Roast
Before I begin, I must say that I have determined NOT to make any references to french hookers or fries or kisses in this article as those 3 things are what you might call a comedic prop. Not a literal prop, but, perhaps a literary prop in the U.S. pop culture...it's been used/referenced so many times it becomes a recognizable prop.
Therefore, for example, I will not say that this French Roast Coffee is so dark and strong it made me sweat breakfast blend which made my crotch smell like a French hooker by noon.
No, suffice it to say, I like my coffee strong and dark, like I like my lesbian body builders. I don't know why.
"Can you have dark but not strong?" you may ask. I will allow it.
"I think what you mean to ask is, 'is it possible to make a coffee that is dark but not strong?' or 'strong but not dark'?" I say. "Probably not."
This affordable French Roast from Trader Joe's does the trick.
It's nice to find a bag of good coffee for under $5.
Usually, just the smell of the brew sends me in to "the office" for my first "shift."
First cup usually signals the second shift.
Just making room for breakfast. More coffee.
That's all for now.
Therefore, for example, I will not say that this French Roast Coffee is so dark and strong it made me sweat breakfast blend which made my crotch smell like a French hooker by noon.
No, suffice it to say, I like my coffee strong and dark, like I like my lesbian body builders. I don't know why.
"Can you have dark but not strong?" you may ask. I will allow it.
"I think what you mean to ask is, 'is it possible to make a coffee that is dark but not strong?' or 'strong but not dark'?" I say. "Probably not."
This affordable French Roast from Trader Joe's does the trick.
It's nice to find a bag of good coffee for under $5.
Usually, just the smell of the brew sends me in to "the office" for my first "shift."
First cup usually signals the second shift.
Just making room for breakfast. More coffee.
That's all for now.
French Roast
Before I begin, I must say that I have determined NOT to make any references to french hookers or fries or kisses in this article as those 3 things are what you might call a comedic prop. Not a literal prop, but, perhaps a literary prop in the U.S. pop culture...it's been used/reference so many times it becomes a recognizable prop.
Therefore, for example, I will not say that this French Roast Coffee is so dark and strong it made me sweat breakfast blend which made my crotch smell like a French hooker by noon.
No, suffice it to say, I like my coffee strong and dark, like I like my lesbian body builders. I don't know why.
"Can you have dark but not strong?" you may ask. I will allow it.
"I think what you mean to ask is, 'is it possible to make a coffee that is dark but not strong?' or 'strong but not dark'?" I say. "Probably not."
This affordable French Roast from Trader Joe's does the trick.
It's nice to find a bag of good coffee for under $5.
Usually, just the smell of the brew sends me in to "the office" for my first "shift."
First cup usually signals the second shift.
Just making room for breakfast. More coffee.
That's all for now.
Therefore, for example, I will not say that this French Roast Coffee is so dark and strong it made me sweat breakfast blend which made my crotch smell like a French hooker by noon.
No, suffice it to say, I like my coffee strong and dark, like I like my lesbian body builders. I don't know why.
"Can you have dark but not strong?" you may ask. I will allow it.
"I think what you mean to ask is, 'is it possible to make a coffee that is dark but not strong?' or 'strong but not dark'?" I say. "Probably not."
This affordable French Roast from Trader Joe's does the trick.
It's nice to find a bag of good coffee for under $5.
Usually, just the smell of the brew sends me in to "the office" for my first "shift."
First cup usually signals the second shift.
Just making room for breakfast. More coffee.
That's all for now.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Christmas Coffee vs. Chanukah Coffee
Had the Starbucks Christmas Blend today. It tasted a bit like a burnt tree.
Then it got me thinkin...why not a Hanukkah blend? I'm not effin Jewish...not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish...I'm just not.
So I found this on Amazon...
Broadway Basketeers Hanukkah Gourmet Coffee and Tea Gift Basket
For all my Hanukkah friends...meh...it's also found under Christmas kosher baskets...go figure.
Then it got me thinkin...why not a Hanukkah blend? I'm not effin Jewish...not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish...I'm just not.
So I found this on Amazon...
Broadway Basketeers Hanukkah Gourmet Coffee and Tea Gift Basket
For all my Hanukkah friends...meh...it's also found under Christmas kosher baskets...go figure.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
5 Coffee Gift Ideas under $20 for the Fellow Coffee Lover
1. Coffee Books
A good coffee lover book can be enjoyed time and time again by more than just the receiver. Getting someone special an awesome coffee recipe book can open the door to some less boring coffee conversation. Not that I hate my significant other... Hey, you can take the bitter out of the coffee, but I'm still going to tell it like it is.
They say for an average couple -- somewhere around 5 years is when you really start to run out of things to say...or you wish you did. But, that's just the beginning and a lifetime of matrimony means reading some books and spicing it up a little.
Here are 3 Examples of Books for Coffee Addicts and / or Lovers
Book #1 I Love Coffee!: Over 100 Easy and Delicious Coffee Drinks
is just such a book.
Book #2 Coffee Love: 50 Ways to Drink Your Java
is a great gift for the Paul Simon reference type.
Book #3 For the Love of Coffee (For the Love Of...)
is a good coffee lovin read.
2. Exotic Coffees
If your coffee lovin friend already has enough coffee freak books or just can't sit still long enough to read try getting some exotic coffees. Something they might not find at the local convenience store might impress them and make them share their coffee with you.
Like this Magnum Jamaican Blue Mountain Blend Coffee, Whole Bean, 2 Lb Bag
is a great value and tropical.
Or...why do I feel the need to offer a disclaimer every time I mention them...ahem...anyway...yes, I like Starbucks new all natural flavored coffees they are pretty great...yeah, I said it. Okay, not "exotic" -- but new and delicious.
Starbucks Natural Fusions Ground Coffee, Vanilla Flavored, 11-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)
3. Mugs! Mugs! Mugs!
Most coffee drinkers don't use more than one mug at a time...but for some damn reason we LOVE collecting coffee mugs. Like there might come a day when we have a bunch of fresh brewed coffee and no mug.
Anyway, in honor of my old friend Nico "the a-hole" who as much as he claimed he wasn't nice without his coffee...just wasn't so pleasant even when he did have his coffee...
Here a collection of mugs I like...
Okay, well, the Toilet Mug
is just too good to not share...it doesn't exactly say "I love coffee", but it does remind you not to drink too much coffee or else...
Here's a coffee mug that comes with it's own coffee maker the Black and Decker DCM18S Brew 'n Go Personal Coffeemaker with Travel Mug
4. New Brew -- Have You Pressed It?
Coffee Presses are great gifts. Here's a great deal for an 8 cup press. Perfect for the lone coffee drinker who wants to wallow in their ability to drink 8 cups of freshly pressed coffee with no one bothering them.
Bodum 8-Cup (34-Ounce) Coffee Press
5. Help Your Mug Help You
Nothing like giving your mug it's own heating pad to show it you really care.
A good coffee lover book can be enjoyed time and time again by more than just the receiver. Getting someone special an awesome coffee recipe book can open the door to some less boring coffee conversation. Not that I hate my significant other... Hey, you can take the bitter out of the coffee, but I'm still going to tell it like it is.
They say for an average couple -- somewhere around 5 years is when you really start to run out of things to say...or you wish you did. But, that's just the beginning and a lifetime of matrimony means reading some books and spicing it up a little.
Here are 3 Examples of Books for Coffee Addicts and / or Lovers
Book #1 I Love Coffee!: Over 100 Easy and Delicious Coffee Drinks
is just such a book. Book #2 Coffee Love: 50 Ways to Drink Your Java
is a great gift for the Paul Simon reference type. Book #3 For the Love of Coffee (For the Love Of...)
is a good coffee lovin read.2. Exotic Coffees
If your coffee lovin friend already has enough coffee freak books or just can't sit still long enough to read try getting some exotic coffees. Something they might not find at the local convenience store might impress them and make them share their coffee with you.
Like this Magnum Jamaican Blue Mountain Blend Coffee, Whole Bean, 2 Lb Bag
is a great value and tropical.Or...why do I feel the need to offer a disclaimer every time I mention them...ahem...anyway...yes, I like Starbucks new all natural flavored coffees they are pretty great...yeah, I said it. Okay, not "exotic" -- but new and delicious.
Starbucks Natural Fusions Ground Coffee, Vanilla Flavored, 11-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)
Most coffee drinkers don't use more than one mug at a time...but for some damn reason we LOVE collecting coffee mugs. Like there might come a day when we have a bunch of fresh brewed coffee and no mug.
Anyway, in honor of my old friend Nico "the a-hole" who as much as he claimed he wasn't nice without his coffee...just wasn't so pleasant even when he did have his coffee...
Here a collection of mugs I like...
is just too good to not share...it doesn't exactly say "I love coffee", but it does remind you not to drink too much coffee or else...Here's a coffee mug that comes with it's own coffee maker the Black and Decker DCM18S Brew 'n Go Personal Coffeemaker with Travel Mug
4. New Brew -- Have You Pressed It?
Coffee Presses are great gifts. Here's a great deal for an 8 cup press. Perfect for the lone coffee drinker who wants to wallow in their ability to drink 8 cups of freshly pressed coffee with no one bothering them.
Bodum 8-Cup (34-Ounce) Coffee Press
5. Help Your Mug Help You
Nothing like giving your mug it's own heating pad to show it you really care.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Free Coffee, New Bean on the Way.
So, it's been a few since I last posted.
I'll be honest, I haven't been trying new coffee much lately. My new job, working maintenance at a Hotel gives me a free coffee every morning, and on my 2 effing days off, well, my wife has been cutting back on the caffeine because she is again, with child.
That means I put my stir stick in her sip hole, for all you who need it spelled out.
Anyway...we drink the tolerable mild blend from Starbucks. It doesn't suck except that I have to change my diaper before 10am. I usually just pour it over a cup of ice and get to work. Maintaining a national chain Hotel doesn't give you time to relax...so you gotta relax while you work.
I'll be honest, I haven't been trying new coffee much lately. My new job, working maintenance at a Hotel gives me a free coffee every morning, and on my 2 effing days off, well, my wife has been cutting back on the caffeine because she is again, with child.
That means I put my stir stick in her sip hole, for all you who need it spelled out.
Anyway...we drink the tolerable mild blend from Starbucks. It doesn't suck except that I have to change my diaper before 10am. I usually just pour it over a cup of ice and get to work. Maintaining a national chain Hotel doesn't give you time to relax...so you gotta relax while you work.
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